Sunday, May 5, 2013

Taqueria Pardos

Located in a parking lot on SE Mill Street, between Grand and 6th, the Gods were on my side when they convinced these folks to park a taco truck right next to Goodwill. You can fuel up before you go popping tags- trying to find a jumpsuit just like your grandpa's? Or perhaps a big ass coat?

Though I do sometimes enjoy overindulgence, overabundance, and the headaches upon headaches of choices in modern America, simplicity is a beautiful thing. There are 4 menu items at Pardos, and 3 meats to choose from. Tacos for a dollar? Check. Burritos for under 5 bucks? Si.

Pork Burrito

Ingredients: Pork, Rice, Beans, Cheese, Pico

Price: $4.50

Sides: Red and Green Salsa

Size: Medium

And now, 3 burrito inspired Haiku:

Mr. Pig thank you
for being so delicious.
Beans, cilantro too!

Rumble in thy gut
burrito blanket, wrap me
into mindful rest.

Hoping for a bite
desire only pains us-
down boy, down boy, sit.

The Rating

3.4 out of 5 stars.

TACOS ARE DIVINE! 5 stars for those suckers!

1 comment:

  1. You write so beautifully. While I was trying to find out what you were on about, I think you accidentally introduced Slovenia to Macklemore. All it needs now is the first charity shop.